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There's a bubble! Call your wife.

Mark Baum saw the last one coming. He's seeing it again. The bubble isn't coming. It's right now.

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Mark Baum shouting into his phone
THERE'S A BUBBLE!

01 — The call

He called it once. He's calling it again.

"There's a bubble!"

— Mark Baum, The Big Short energy

In The Big Short, Mark Baum was the guy who looked at the housing market, saw it was built on nothing, and said so while everyone else told him he was crazy. He was right.

Now look around. Everything is up. Everything is "different this time." Everyone's a genius. Mark has seen this movie before (literally), and he's got his phone out again.

$BUBBLE is the warning. There's a bubble right now. So do the only sensible thing: call your wife. Then buy the bubble.

02 — Technical analysis

Our analysts drew a chart.

$BUBBLE / VIBES
Number go up ▲
Bubble-adjusted price
"fundamentals" "it's different this time" right now →

Chart is for entertainment. It is literally a drawing. That's kind of the point.

03 — Tokenomics

Simple. Like a bubble.

Supply
1,000,000,000
Tax
0 / 0
Liquidity
Burned
Chain
Robinhood Chain

04 — How to buy

Before it pops.

  1. 1

    Get a wallet

    Set up a wallet that supports Robinhood Chain and add the network.

  2. 2

    Load up ETH

    Bridge ETH to Robinhood Chain for gas and for swapping.

  3. 3

    Swap for $BUBBLE

    Open the DEX, paste the contract address, and swap your ETH for $BUBBLE.

  4. 4

    Call your wife

    Tell her there's a bubble. Tell her you're in it. Hang up before she asks questions.

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